Copied from a chatbox with a friend:
(09:07:03 PM) p3: kelly tan e li isnt going to marry u cos she;s going to marry him ;-)
(09:07:16 PM) Malcolm: uuwaaaaaa
(09:07:26 PM) Malcolm: *tears*
(09:07:30 PM) Malcolm: *screams*
(09:07:32 PM) p3: :))
(09:07:37 PM) p3: drama-nya
Karthik, a staff of Maxis Centre, Taman Cheras, Cheras, Kuala Lumpur was not friendly at all during my visit there on 27 November 2007. When I was about to enter the premise to return the phone which comes with my Maxis Broadband modem, Karthik rudely mentioned to me that I will be charged a penalty if I returned the phone Read more »
Steve Wozniak has a cool business card. Out of the ordinary!
This is something a friend of mine sent me.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I Read more »
I just thought that this blog will continue as my personal space. My other blogs will be more specific to certain themes. So expect more crap from this blog soon =)
I bought a few herbal eggs before watching Die Hard 4.0 at TGV, Jusco Cheras Selatan. The egg shells were broken like this. So I thought it will not explode in my microwave oven.
The following day, I wanted to heat one of the eggs in my microwave oven after putting them in the refrigerator. KaBoom!
I jumped off my chair! I thought that was the end of my microwave oven. See the mess? heh.. It was really fun. =) SMS this joke to a few friends. Almost everyone laughed.
So yeah….even though the egg was broken, the air in the egg could also be an “IED bomb”. Only try this at home when your mum is not at home. =)
This red Avanza with Bar Council sticker belongs to a lawyer near my office. She parks indiscriminately and one fine day the management clamped her car.
She should have just rented a parking lot. It is not that expensive for her anyway.
I guess someone really had a good laugh after placing this slab of cement on this poor Kancil.. I didn’t do it okay?
Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it’s PWD
Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury
Nice décor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi
The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy
Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility?
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri
Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers’ money
So please spend the money wisely.
